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B. Road Markers of the skies

C. How to Mark Signs

D. Women and Flying

30. Where would a marker most likely be found?

A. In an open field

B. In a grove of orange trees

C. On top of a building

D. On a major highway

31. Which of the following words would probably NOT appear on one of the markers described in the passage?

A. North

B. Louisville

C. Parking

D. Southeast

32. Who gave permission for the markers to be painted?

A. Louise Thaden

B. Eleanor Roosevelt

C. Local officials

D. Local pilots

Questions 33 to 36 are based on the following passage:

. Jokes are as old as the spoken word. In every country in the world and in every age in history, people have old funny stories to make one another laugh. In the Middle Ages in Europe, the court jesters(弄臣) or fools, amused( 逗乐) rulers and their courts with jokes and tricks.

　　While we no longer have court jesters, we still have people whose job is to make us laugh. We still laugh at many of the same things that made people laugh long ago. We laugh at jokes that have surprise endings, and stories of people who simply never seem able to do anything right. Quick answers also amuse us. Here are some simple jokes that will show you what they mean.

　　Linda’s mother called up the stairs to her, “Linda, did you put out the light?”

　　Linda said, “How should I know? It’s too dark in here to see.”

　　Kevin to Teacher: “Would you be mad at me for something I didn’t do?”

　　Teacher: “Of course not, Kevin.”

　　Kevin: That’s good, because I didn’t do my homework.

　　A salesman came to Jimmy who was sitting on the steps of a house. “Sonny,” he asked, “is your Mommy home?”

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